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Stoned Panda Seeds

Discover the Stoned Panda Strain. Perfect fusion of Sativa and Indica genetics for a blissful, creative high. Don’t miss out!

Discover the Stoned Panda Strain. Perfect fusion of Sativa and Indica genetics for a blissful, creative high. Don’t miss out!

Cultivar profile
Seeds Pack

1 seed 3 seeds 6 seeds 9 seeds 25 seeds 50 seeds 100 seeds


30% – 32%




Grandaddy Purple x Santa Muerte

Type of Seed



Mostly Hybrid

Yield High
Yield Indoor

1.97 – 2.29 oz/ft² | 600 – 700 gr/m²

Yield Outdoor

21 – 31 oz/plant | 600 – 900 gr/plant


9.84 ft | 3 m

Flowering Time

10 – 12 weeks

Harvest Month

All Season


For Beginners







LINEAGE Stoned Panda

The strain resulting from the cross between a Grandaddy Purple x Santa Muerte will produce a mostly hybrid strain. The strain will likely have earthy, fruity, and sweet flavors with a strong, mostly hybrid body high. It also has a High THC between 30% - 32%, making it a great choice for those looking for a balanced experience enjoying the effects of both an indica and a sativa.

Our feminized Stoned Panda seeds originated from the crossing of our Grandaddy Purple and our Santa Muerte. The feminized Grandaddy Purple seeds come from the crossing of two legendary Hybrid strains, Purple Urkle and Big Bud, bringing big, compact, and resinous buds to its lineage.

These two strains have been a staple in the marijuana community since the 1980s, winning multiple awards over the years and forming the basis for countless other hybrids. Santa Muerte feminized is the holy grail for any grower who wants big yields. It originated from the crossing of the best selection of Mexican strains and Original Haze.

The result is a perfect combination between a Mexican strain that offers a high resistance to pests with an iconic strain of the 70's, Original Haze, which is a mostly sativa strain with a large size.

The Stoned Panda strain is a cross between Grandaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, resulting in a strain with earthy, fruity, and sweet flavors, euphoric, happy, and relaxed effects, and a combination of cannabis flower, cannabis concentrate, and terpenes. The terpenes found in Panda Strain are to include Beta-Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, Humulene, and Delta-limonene, which are known for their depression, pain, and stress relieving properties.

Stoned Panda Strain Sativa or Indica?

When it comes to the Stoned Panda strain, one of the most common questions is whether it leans more towards Sativa or Indica. This hybrid strain combines the best of both worlds, offering a balanced blend of Sativa and Indica genetics. Stoned Strain is known for its unique genetic makeup, which makes it a versatile choice for both recreational and medicinal users.

Its Sativa genetics provide an uplifting and energizing experience, while its Indica side brings relaxation and soothing effects. Whether you're seeking a strain for daytime creativity or nighttime relaxation, Stoned Panda has you covered.

Stoned Panda Strain Effects

Understanding the Stoned Panda effects is crucial for anyone looking to enjoy its benefits. This strain offers a well-rounded experience that caters to various preferences. Panda Strain is renowned for its euphoric and uplifting high, thanks to its Sativa genetics. Users often report increased focus, creativity, and a sense of happiness.

On the flip side, its Indica genetics bring a soothing body buzz, making it ideal for relieving stress and tension. Panda Strain is also known for its potential medicinal benefits, including pain relief and anxiety management. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or a medical user, the effects of Panda strain are sure to leave a positive impression.


It is important to germinate your Stoned Panda Feminized cannabis seeds carefully if you want to have a healthy harvest from day one. Although there are several methods to germinate our Feminized cannabis seeds, at Blimburn Seeds we recommend our customers to follow our easy and simple technique.

Before removing our Stoned Panda Feminized cannabis seeds from their packaging, remember that cannabis are alive and delicate. Hands can be full of bacteria that can easily infect and ruin the germination process.

  • Use sterile tweezers or gloves.
  • Two plates or an airtight container (sterilized)
  • Two sheets of kitchen paper (neutral and odorless)
  • Distilled water.

Remember, this is the best technique or method to germinate our seeds. Never place them directly in the soil.

  1. Place a paper towel on top of a plate. Spray the paper towel with the distilled water.
  2. Place your Stoned Panda Mostly Hybrid Feminized seeds on the damp paper towel and place the other paper towel on top of the Feminized seeds without applying pressure. Spray with water and cover your Feminized seeds with the other plate.
  3. For optimal conditions, place Stoned Panda Feminized seeds in a quality zone of 70-90ºF.
  4. Check your seeds every 4-6 hours to make sure the towels are never dry. Now, wait between 24-120 hours for our cannabis seeds to germinate.

Blimburn Seeds recommends our customers to record their germination process to claim any seeds that do not germinate.

We have a germination guarantee for our customers within three months of purchase, excluding any coupon, promotion or BOGO.

Stoned Panda Strain Seeds Flowering Time

For those interested in cultivating the Stoned Panda strain, understanding its flowering time is essential. Stoned Panda seeds are sought after for their reliability and consistency. Typically, this strain has a flowering time of around 10 to 11 weeks when grown indoors.

However, outdoor cultivation may result in a slightly longer flowering period due to environmental factors. It's important to provide the right conditions, including proper lighting and nutrient management, to maximize the yield and potency of your Stoned Panda plants. By staying patient and attentive during the flowering stage, growers can enjoy a bountiful harvest of this exceptional strain.

HOW TO GROW WEED - Stoned Panda?

Stoned Panda Feminized seeds can be grown indoors or outdoors - under optimal conditions, to avoid any problems during their development. Although they are compact and robust, moderately easy to grow and hardy, always do your best to prevent any pests.

You can use different growing methods to retain and enhance the terpenes and flavors of your Feminized Stoned Panda buds.

  • Use a quality substrate. Perlite, peat, or coco coir are ideal for moisture retention.
  • Thanks to the experience of our customers with our Feminized seeds Stoned Panda, we know that we can increase yields up to 20%.

For optimal indoor cultivation, Blimburn Seeds advises wide, vertical spaces and the use of the ScrOG method to obtain a uniform plane and increase the size of the lower flowers. If you plan to grow our Feminized seeds outdoors, we have developed a grow guide for optimal cultivation in any area of the world.

Remember that our cannabis plants also need good nutrients when our Feminized seeds are seedlings, in their vegetative period, and in their flowering period.

When growing cannabis outdoors, choose the best date for your crop and a place where cannabis plants can receive the most hours of sunshine. If you would like to grow your seeds indoors, be sure to have good tents, textile pots for growing, LED lighting, an air extractor to circulate clean air, and of course a good carbon filter to avoid problems with neighbors or the law.

Keep daytime temperatures between 68℉-80℉ and nighttime temperatures between 7℉-9℉ cooler.

Stoned Panda Feminized plants need low humidity to thrive. Keep relative humidity¹ (RH) levels at 55%-60% during the vegetative phase. Reduce RH to around 40% during the flowering phase. By harvest time, you can reduce RH to 30%.

Outdoors: growers in the northern hemisphere should sow their cannabis in April for harvest in mid-October. Healthy Feminized Stoned Panda produce about 21 - 31 oz/plant | 600 - 900 gr/plant of buds each.

Indoors: these crops have a flowering time of 10 - 11 Weeks and produce about 1.97 - 2.29 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 gr/m2.


The buds of the Stoned Panda are rock hard, soaked in resin and often have a crystalline sheen due to the amount of trichomes. They look as if they came from the moon and are excessively covered with resinous trichomes. The taste can be described as the perfect blend of earthy, fruity, and sweet flavors. Panda Strain makes a delicious soft smoke and combines a wide range of effects including a balanced experience enjoying the effects of an indica and the effects of a sativa. Its rare genes produce a premium weed that is hard to beat. Thanks to its large resin production, it is the ideal strain for the production of high-quality extracts and concentrates.

A good terpene profile enhances the flavors of the buds of cannabis plants. Terpenes are volatile organic compounds that are produced in the cannabis plant and have an effect on the aroma and flavor of the buds. The most common terpenes are Beta-Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, Humulene, and Delta-limonene.

These terpenes act as a kind of energizer for the flavors of the buds, as they add a fresh, citrusy touch to the sweeter flavors found in the buds. Terpenes play an important role in the taste and aroma of cannabis which may have any effect on the overall user experience. For example, some terpenes have sedative properties, while others can act as stimulants.

For this reason, it is important to know the different terpenes found in a given cannabis strain before smoking it, in order to get the most out of the flavors and effects they produce.


Stoned Panda is one of the best marijuana strains available in our catalog with more than 900 strains of marijuana for sale. Stoned Panda is an herb with a High THC of 30% - 32% that provides a state of happiness, concentration and relaxation. It has a powerful terpene profile where Beta-Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, Humulene, and Delta-limonene stand out with a higher percentage.

Stoned Panda
Stoned Panda



This mostly hybrid marijuana is considered one of the most potent within the cannabis community. Panda Strain is the perfect strain to relax, but it will also take you to a state of happiness and concentration. It can make anyone feel cheerful and happy.

Stoned Panda is perfect to consume in the evening after a long day. It is a marijuana plant with Mostly Hybrid structure. A large stem supports its satellite branches and can be grown both indoors and outdoors, obtaining a similar production but with a higher yield when it is fed with all the hours of sunshine outdoors.

Our Panda Strain is a mostly hybrid herb that can take between 10 - 11 Weeks from germination to harvest. Remember that in each period of cultivation of our marijuana plant it is important to provide it with the corresponding nutrients to obtain resinous buds and trichomes. Enjoy a unique experience and buy Feminized Stoned Panda seeds in our online seed bank, env-blimburnseeds-stagingblb.kinsta.cloud.

Stoned Panda Terpenes

Depression relief: The appearance of the terpenes Caryophyllene and Linanool are a trigger for the reduction of depressive symptoms to help have a great day. It is present in spicy, peppery, oregano, floral, lavender, mint, cinnamon, and coriander flavors.

Pain relief: The appearance of the terpenes Myrcene and Humelene are a trigger for pain reduction. When the terpene Eucalyptol is present, it is a great remedy for reducing chronic pain. It is present in earthy, musky, woody, and spicy aromas and in the terpene Eucalyptol Mint.

Stress relief: Limonene is the terpene that should predominate because it reduces stress, improves mood and gives us a good dose of happiness. It is present in citrus, lemon, and sour aromas.


Get your free seeds now with our BOGO (Buy One Get One Free) promotion that allows you to buy a packet of selected seeds and receive another packet of the same variety for free. It is important to note that this promotion only applies to selected products and cannot be combined with other offers or discounts. This promotion is a great way to save money while enjoying our product.

Please note: this promotion may be subject to change or restrictions without prior notice. Please check the terms and conditions of the offer before making a purchase.

Enjoy a unique experience when you buy seeds from a family owned and trusted seed bank like Blimburn. We were established in 2002 with the aim to develop new strains, preserve old school strains and provide cannabis growers with the highest quality.

Choose feminized seeds, autoflower seeds, fast flowering seeds, cbd seeds or regular seeds, we send them in their original packaging directly to your home. Fast and discreet shipping with germination guarantee.

ref¹: https://www.weather.gov/lmk/humidity#:~:text=Relative%20humidity%20(RH)%20(expressed,air%20at%20its%20current%20temperature

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Stoned Panda Seeds . REVIEWS

Rated 5 out of 5
September 19, 2023

Stoned Panda seeds have truly elevated my cultivation game. The quality and genetics are top-notch, resulting in vibrant and robust plants. From their extensive selection to the reliable germination rates, Stoned Panda delivers excellence.

What sets Stoned Panda apart is their commitment to authenticity. Each seed is a testament to their expertise. I was delighted to find this web stocked with Stoned Panda strains. It’s a game-changer to have “Stoned Panda near me,” ensuring a consistent and premium supply.

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Rated 5 out of 5
July 25, 2023

Ordered seeds got them in a week ordered 6 and got 14 I don’t know why germinated 6 and all came up started march 21 it is now July 22 and I grow outside they are now 6 ft tall each of them have 8 or 10 colas as big around as my arm I keep the bottom 2 ft up bare and make sure I can see light through them super frosty buds not many leaf in them excellent strain so far load heavy with nutrients half soil and half coco 30 gallon cloth pots buried in ground to keep roots cool

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Thomas miller
Rated 5 out of 5
July 18, 2023

These plants have grown for almost 3 months and began flowering on the longest day of the year. Other strains are not close to flowering. I was surprised to see it flower so early.

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