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Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

Unleash the power of high THC with Fat Bastard Auto. Embrace high quality, balanced effects, and remarkable yields. Your journey to cannabis excellence starts here.

Unleash the power of high THC with Fat Bastard Auto. Embrace high quality, balanced effects, and remarkable yields. Your journey to cannabis excellence starts here.

Lineage Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

The result of the cross between a Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis will produce a mostly hybrid strain. The strain will likely have a fruity, skunk flavor with a strong, mostly Hybrid body high. It also has high THC of 30% – 38%, making it a great choice for those looking for a balanced experience of enjoying the effects of an indica and the effects of a sativa.

The strain is a cross between Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, resulting in a strain with fruity and skunk flavors, a potent, euphoric, powerful, and relaxed effect, and a combination of cannabis flower, cannabis concentrate, and terpenes.

The terpenes found in this strain include Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha Humele, and Limonene which are known for their properties that help reduce anxiety, fatigue, and migranes.

Fat Bastard Auto Sativa or Indica?

When exploring the captivating world of cannabis strains, the strain stands out as an intriguing hybrid that raises the question: Sativa or Indica dominance? This strain, a crossbreed of remarkable genetics, exhibits a well-balanced blend of Sativa and Indica characteristics.

The hybrid nature of the strain brings together the energizing effects of Sativa and the soothing sensations of Indica, making it an appealing choice for various preferences.

Fat Bastard Auto Effects

The effects of the strain are a harmonious symphony orchestrated by its diverse genetic lineage. Consumers can anticipate a euphoric and uplifting experience reminiscent of classic Sativa influences, which gradually makes way for the relaxing embrace of its Indica side.

This unique combination offers a versatile encounter, ideal for both daytime motivation and evening unwinding. Fat Bastard have paved the way for a strain that caters to a spectrum of users, providing a journey through creativity and tranquility in a single inhalation

Germinating Cannabis Fat Bastard

Seeds Auto

It is important to germinate your cannabis seeds carefully if you want to have a healthy harvest from day one. Although there are several methods to germinating our cannabis seeds, Blimburn Seeds recommends customers to follow this easy and simple technique.

Before removing our Fat Bastard Auto seeds from their packaging, remember that cannabis seeds are alive and delicate. The PH of our hands that are full of bacteria can easily infect them and ruin our germination.

  • Use sterile tweezers or gloves.
  • Two plates or an airtight container (sterilized)
  • Two sheets of kitchen paper (neutral and odorless)
  • Distilled water.

Remember, this is the best technique or method for germinating our seeds. Never place them directly in the soil.

  1. Place a sheet of paper towel on top of a plate. Spray the paper towel with the distilled water.
  2. Place your  seeds on the damp paper towel and place the other sheet of paper towel on top of the seeds without applying pressure. Spray with water and cover your seeds with the other plate.
  3. For our cannabis seeds to be in optimal conditions, we must place them in an area with a temperature of 70-90ºF.
  4. Every 4-6 hours, check your seeds so that the towels are never dry. Now, wait between 24-120 hours for our cannabis seeds to germinate
  5. Blimburn Seeds recommends customers to record their germination process so they can always claim their seeds that do not germinate.

We have a germination guarantee for our customers within three months, excluding any coupon, promotion or BOGO.

Fat Bastard Auto Flowering Time

One remarkable aspect of the Fat Bastard Auto strain, in addition to its effects, is its efficient flowering time. Thanks to its carefully selected genetics, this strain showcases the advantage of auto-flowering capabilities. In just a matter of weeks, growers can witness the transformation from seed to mature bud, making it a preferred choice for those seeking a quicker cultivation cycle.

Fat Bastard Auto offer not only the captivating effects of the strain but also the convenience of a reduced flowering period, a noteworthy feature for cultivators aiming for a timely and rewarding harvest.

How to Grow Weed – Fat Bastard Auto?

The strain can be grown indoors or outdoors – under optimal conditions to avoid any problems during their development. Although they are compact and robust, moderately easy to grow, and hardy, we should always prevent any pests.

You can use different growing methods to retain and enhance the terpenes and flavors of your Fat Bastard Auto buds.

  • Use a quality substrate. Perlite, peat, or coco coir are ideal for moisture retention.
  • Thanks to the experience of our customers with our cannabis flowers, we know that we can increase yields up to 20%.

For optimal indoor cultivation, Blimburn Seeds advises wide, vertical spaces and the use of the ScrOG method to obtain a uniform plane and increase the size of the lower flowers. If you plan to grow  outdoors, we have developed a grow guide for optimal cultivation in any area of the world.

Remember that our cannabis plants also need good nutrients when our seeds are seedlings, in their vegetative period, and in their flowering period.

When you grow cannabis outdoor, choose the best date for your crop and a place where our cannabis plants receive the most hours of sunshine. If you like to grow indoors, all you need are good tents, textile pots for growing, led lighting, an air extractor to circulate clean air, and a good carbon filter to avoid problems with neighbors or the law. Keep daytime temperatures between 68℉-80℉ and nighttime temperatures around 7℉-9℉ cooler.

This plants need low humidity to thrive. Keep relative humidity (RH) levels at 55%-60% during the vegetative phase. Reduce RH to around 40% during the flowering phase. By harvest time, you can reduce RH to 30%.

Outdoors, breeders in the northern hemisphere should sow their cannabis in April for harvest in mid-October. Healthy Fat Bastard Autoflowering seeds produce about 4 – 10 oz/plant | 125 – 300 gr/plant of buds each. Indoors, these crops have a flowering time of 8 – 10 weeks and produce about 1.31 – 1.96 oz/ft2 | 400 – 600 gr/m2.

What does the Fat Bastard Auto Smell Like?

The buds of the strain are rock hard, soaked in resin, and often have a crystalline sheen due to the amount of trichomes. They almost look like they came from the moon and are excessively covered with resinous trichomes. The taste and flavor can be described as the perfect blend of fruity and skunk.

This cannabis makes a delicious soft smoke and combines a wide range of effects with a balanced experience of enjoying the effects of an indica and the effects of a sativa. Its rare genes produce a premium weed that is hard to beat. Thanks to its large resin production, it is the ideal strain for the production of high-quality extracts and concentrates.

A good terpene profile enhances the flavors of the buds of cannabis plants. Terpenes are volatile organic compounds that are produced in the cannabis plant and have an effect on the aroma and flavor of the buds. The most common terpenes are Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha Humele, and Limonene.

These terpenes act as a kind of energizer for the flavors of the buds as they add a fresh, citrusy touch to the sweeter flavors found in the buds. On the other hand, terpenes also play a part in the effect that cannabis produces when smoked as some terpenes have sedative properties while others can act as stimulants.

For this reason, it is important to know the different terpenes found in a given cannabis strain before smoking it, in order to get the most out of the flavors and effects they produce.

Experiencing the Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

This strain is one of the best marijuana strains available in our catalog of more than 900 strains. It is an herb with high THC of 30% – 38% that brings us to a state of happiness, concentration, and relaxation. Caryophyllene¹, Myrcene, Alpha Humele, and Limonene stand out in a higher percentage in its powerful terpene profile.

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds

This mostly Hybrid marijuana is considered one of the most potent within the cannabis community. This cannabis strain is the perfect strain for relaxing, but it will also take you to a state of happiness and concentration. It can make anyone feel cheerful and happy.

The strain is perfect to consume in the evening after a long day. It is a marijuana plant with a mostly Hybrid structure where its large stem supports its satellite branches. We can grow this strain both indoors and outdoors, obtaining a similar production but with a higher yield when it is fed with all the hours of sunshine outdoors.

Our Fat Bastard Auto is a mostly Hybrid strain that can take between 8 – 10 weeks from germination to harvest. Remember that in each period of cultivation of our marijuana plant, it is important to provide it with the corresponding nutrients to obtain resinous buds and trichomes.

Enjoy a unique experience and buy Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds in our online seed bank, blimburnseeds.com.

Fat Bastard Auto Terpenes

Caryophyllene is the terpene that should predominate because it reduces anxiety and depression and provides a state of relaxation. It is present in the aromas of spices, pepper, and oregano.

The feeling of fatigue is produced by two types of receptors. The CB1 and CB2 receptors receive cannabinoids such as THC and CBD, helping the body to achieve a balance of energy to help us through the day.

The interaction between cannabinoids may contribute to pain reduction. Migraine reducing terpenes are present in mostly indica strains with high Myrcene terpene content. It is present in earthy, musky, woody, and spicy aromas and in the terpene Eucalyptol Mint.

Where can I Get FREE Fat Bastard Seeds?

Blimburn Seeds offers BOGO promotions to give away cannabis seeds to our Blimburn Seeds customers. We offer discounts and special promotions on our products to encourage the use of quality cannabis seeds. This promotion is a great way to save money while enjoying our product.

Enjoy a unique experience when you buy feminized seeds from a family owned and trusted seed bank like Blimburn. We were established in 2002 with the aim to develop new strains, preserve old school strains, and provide cannabis growers with the highest quality seeds.

Choose feminized seeds, autoflower seeds, fast flowering seeds, cbd seeds or regular seeds. We send them in their original packaging directly to your home with fast and discreet shipping and our germination guarantee.

¹ref: https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/caryophyllene

THC

THC %

30% – 38%

CBD

CBD %

0.2%

Lineage

Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis

Type of Seed

Autoflowering

Genetic

Mostly Hybrid

Yield

Medium Yield

Yield Indoor

1.31 – 1.96 oz/ft² | 400 – 600 gr/m²

Yield Outdoor

4 – 10 oz/plant | 125 – 300 gr/plant

Height

4.92 ft | 1.5 m

Flowering Time

8 – 10 weeks

Harvest Month

All Season

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For Beginners

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Fat Bastard Auto Seeds . REVIEWS

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 20, 2024

Very fast shipping. Seeds germinated and are flowering.

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Mike
Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 18, 2024

First online review for me ever. I need to break the ice because these Fat Bastard Auto seeds are unique. I have been growing indoors outdoors periodically for 40+ years, mostly seeds vs clones. I started these FB 🌱…they looked like alfalfa sprouts. Got super worried they would be weak and inferior. I got 100% germination on 7 seeds. They all broke surface of dirt within 2 days. They shot up so fast and tall, I had to put supports on 6/7 of them. Thought to myself, sensi plants with narrow leaves coming. I realized I was wrong after shifting them up to bew containers. I transplanted 6/7 of them into 7 gallon pots custom soil mix HP Pro based with Gaia Green trio and worm castings glacial dust and neem seed. Once a week I feed them Boogie Brew Compost tea. Holy Jesus, these plants have huge fat leaves and wide diameter. Stalks thick and strong. Vigorous fast growing plants. Best autoflowers I have ever grown in my 4×4 tent w/Spider Farmer 4000 light (best light ever). I am growing these FB seeds with other Blimburn autos Blackberry Moonstone seeds. I am not a religious person, but Good Lord, those are even bigger than the FB seeds. Monstrously vigorously growing plants by the day. These BBMS seeds are in the flower stretch phase and 4 feet tall and going hard. Keep having to raise the light. I have high tolerance and back issues. Need strong potent herb that is a reliable grow and big yield. I have found that, based on my experience, in Blimburn seeds. I have used Ethos, FastBuds, Humboldt Seed Co, Pacific, Mephisto and others. In my experience, Blimburn seeds are superior to them in most aspects. I will be buying all my seeds exclusively from Blimburn from now on. Thank you to Blimburn R and D team in their superior genetic cross breeding to achieve such amazingly potent vigorous and uniform phenotypic plants. One satisfied and 🙏 customer grower hippie farmer. Thank you

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Tbone G
Rated 5.0 out of 5
January 29, 2024

I sarted 4 Fat Bastards in my 4×4 tent and so far they are doing great in a Promix worm castings medium. Could not ask for better. Keep doing what you are doing!!!

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Cultivar profile
THC

30% – 38%

High
CBD

0.2%

Low
Lineage

Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis

Type of Seed

Autoflowering

Genetic

Mostly Hybrid

Yield Medium
Yield Indoor

1.31 – 1.96 oz/ft² | 400 – 600 gr/m²

Yield Outdoor

4 – 10 oz/plant | 125 – 300 gr/plant

Height

4.92 ft | 1.5 m

Flowering Time

8 – 10 weeks

Harvest Month

All Season

Beginner

For Beginners

Medical

Effects

Flavor

Terpenes

Flavor
Medical
Effects

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Fat Bastard Auto Seeds . REVIEWS

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 20, 2024

Very fast shipping. Seeds germinated and are flowering.

Avatar for Mike
Mike
Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 18, 2024

First online review for me ever. I need to break the ice because these Fat Bastard Auto seeds are unique. I have been growing indoors outdoors periodically for 40+ years, mostly seeds vs clones. I started these FB 🌱…they looked like alfalfa sprouts. Got super worried they would be weak and inferior. I got 100% germination on 7 seeds. They all broke surface of dirt within 2 days. They shot up so fast and tall, I had to put supports on 6/7 of them. Thought to myself, sensi plants with narrow leaves coming. I realized I was wrong after shifting them up to bew containers. I transplanted 6/7 of them into 7 gallon pots custom soil mix HP Pro based with Gaia Green trio and worm castings glacial dust and neem seed. Once a week I feed them Boogie Brew Compost tea. Holy Jesus, these plants have huge fat leaves and wide diameter. Stalks thick and strong. Vigorous fast growing plants. Best autoflowers I have ever grown in my 4×4 tent w/Spider Farmer 4000 light (best light ever). I am growing these FB seeds with other Blimburn autos Blackberry Moonstone seeds. I am not a religious person, but Good Lord, those are even bigger than the FB seeds. Monstrously vigorously growing plants by the day. These BBMS seeds are in the flower stretch phase and 4 feet tall and going hard. Keep having to raise the light. I have high tolerance and back issues. Need strong potent herb that is a reliable grow and big yield. I have found that, based on my experience, in Blimburn seeds. I have used Ethos, FastBuds, Humboldt Seed Co, Pacific, Mephisto and others. In my experience, Blimburn seeds are superior to them in most aspects. I will be buying all my seeds exclusively from Blimburn from now on. Thank you to Blimburn R and D team in their superior genetic cross breeding to achieve such amazingly potent vigorous and uniform phenotypic plants. One satisfied and 🙏 customer grower hippie farmer. Thank you

Avatar for Tbone G
Tbone G
Rated 5.0 out of 5
January 29, 2024

I sarted 4 Fat Bastards in my 4×4 tent and so far they are doing great in a Promix worm castings medium. Could not ask for better. Keep doing what you are doing!!!

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Clyde M Null Jr
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